Everything's Ordinary

People cutting their own faces off. People getting eaten by pigs. People eating their own brain without knowing it. People cutting their own hand off. People feeding human brain to little boy.

Well… that movie was kind of interesting. Guess, I’ll have to watch Red Dragon tomorrow.

I seriously think some of the people I’m following must think I’m a creepy stalker as I’m liking and reblogging literally all of their posts.

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

benedictsbitch:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

agentbartowski:

pacokickthetaco:

ideas:

• netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
• icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are

i smell a worthwhile kickstarter 

netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it

thats why we need it tho

lovelylittlehippos:

sir-pyllero:

hankler-fish:

blainestorm:

ckweek:

squidkneee:

phlynn:

summer bloggin

happened to fast

summer bloggin

had me a blast

I met a friend crazy for me

Met a blog, cute as can be

tumblr days, drifted away

but oohh-oh those tumblr nights

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,

LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?

tell me more tell me more

did you reblog that ass

*hip thrusts violently* Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

Just came from the train station. My swiss friend and I still managed to meet for a few minutes, before she went on to Copenhagen. Nice seeing her again, it’s been… I don’t know four years or something, since I saw her last.

addiomiamore:

castielofasgard:

Holy shit I am laughing so hard